Some years ago I knew a girl with unusual but funny behaviors.
Once there were all my friends and her too. A friend of mine asked her:
"How's going with the guy with the Ferrari?"
Her: "I dithed him"
Him: "What? Why?"
Her: "He didn't want to ditch his girlfriend"
Him: "Oh, well, it's fine. How did you ditch him?"
Her: "I fucked him"
Her: "So he knows what he is losing"
I know the best people.