Me and Girls: collection of stories

Story 1:
"Claudia, would you like to have a date with me?"
"I'm Elise"
"Oh, yeah, sure. Elise, would you like to have a date with me?"
"Yeah, why not?"

Story 2:
"Claudia, I love you"
"I'm Lisa"

Story 3:
(Gorgeous girl:) "Would you dance with me?"
(Me:) "I don't dance. Ever."

Story 4:
(In the car)
(Gal, waiting a goodbye cheek kiss) "Well, See you Alex!"
(Me:) "What... Are you still here?"